Macho Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'On the bright side, you've finally got your man-cave.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Men can show their emotions!

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Soldiers' Ego

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Man with many tattoos.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

The Men Thing. . .

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'He's a big softie really'.

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

Extreme sports psychologist.

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'

In the end I told him, stop bothering these women or I'll kick you out the door...(only cos he was a lot smaller than you...)

Clancy: Snake

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

"Howard is my most male friend."

"Can you open this form me?"