Macho Admirers Pillows

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Soldiers' Ego

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Man with many tattoos.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

Arm and leg wrestling.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

The Men Thing. . .

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

'He's a big softie really'.

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

Clancy: Snake

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

"Can you open this form me?"

'He turned out hard boiled.'