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Man combing his hair with a cactus.

"Absolutely not!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I noticed a few browns."

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You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

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Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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Beard fails

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Two men in barber shop

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

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In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

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"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

The wool club for mammoths.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Moses as a teenager

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'