Male Grooming Aficionados T-Shirts

Man combing his hair with a cactus.

Jesus Shaves

"Absolutely not!"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"So, how do you want it?"

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Beard fails

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Two men in barber shop

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

My Life in Beards.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Clock Tower Shadow

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The wool club for mammoths.