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World of Cow: Horn Gel

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"So, how do you want it?"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

The Organic

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Two men in barber shop

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Beard fails

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

My Life in Beards.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Clock Tower Shadow

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Time to trim the eyebrows!

The wool club for mammoths.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Moses as a teenager