Male Grooming Enthusiasts Mugs

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Beard fails

Two men in barber shop

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Clock Tower Shadow

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Time to trim the eyebrows!

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

The wool club for mammoths.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Moses as a teenager

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'