Male Grooming Pillows

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'He's a goatee herder.'

'I read in Golf Digest that shaving my arms will add 1.3 yards to my drives.'

"Normally, I encourage beards, but only Millennials."

My Life in Beards.

Larry grew a unibrowser.

"My biometrics authentication just told me I needed a shave."

Always knock. The secrets of male grooming are best kept that way.

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

Distinguished Goat

"Darlin', looks like you've reached the stage in life where you should pluck the black ones and leave the white."

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

"You look so different without your beard!"

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

HR: Hairy Resources Department

"Harold-are you in here?"

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

"And it was here that we reached peak beard."

"Well. . . . we're still a few years away from self-driving razors."

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

Two men in barber shop

"Dad, it isn't called a 'five o'clock shadow' anymore...it's call SEXY!"

Clock Tower Shadow

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

A Man With A Green Beard In A House With A Matching Green Bush

"Have you been using that Green Shampoo again, Henry?"

"I seek not the truth. I seek beard grooming tips."

"It was so confusing, the smell was right, but I could not recognize my master, then it hit me: he had shaved his beard!"

Angel with angel wings for moustache meets a regular angel.

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

Shaving Accidents

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

"Do you think I should dye the mustache?