Gentleman Enthusiast Gifts

"Thank, Baldo. You're such a gentleman, not like Joey. He's such an inconsiderate bum."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

'I'll do half of it.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

The Life of the Party

"Let me try that!"

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

"There really is no need for confusion about the change in the enforcement of this law. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the manual quite clearly states ..."

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Victorian Gentleman

Moustached man

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

'It just says, 'Flick palm to on position!'

"I am the god of informality but you can call me Ron."

"Your usual one too many, sir."

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

Age Cannot Wither.

Welcome class of 1919: It was a sad, yet triumphant day for Sid.

"Are all old folks this superstitious?"