Gentleman Adventurer Gifts

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Life stripped bare

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"They're much better company than dogs."

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I've got seamail.'

Santa Claus donates blood.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

Staycation holidays...

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"It's a franchise."

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."