Mane Lover Gifts

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Men can show their emotions!

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

Auto-correct strikes again

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

'Nope, I was wrong - you looked better with the mane.'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

'Jungle hair.'

"My secret for coping with windy days? Hairspray, lots of hairspray!"

'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'