Mane Lover Pillows

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Men can show their emotions!

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Auto-correct strikes again

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

'Nope, I was wrong - you looked better with the mane.'

'Jungle hair.'

Risky Dance Move

"My secret for coping with windy days? Hairspray, lots of hairspray!"

'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.