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'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'Nope, I was wrong - you looked better with the mane.'

Lion considers hair treatment shampoo.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'I'm going to need backup on two. 'The situation' is escalating.'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

"I can't believe we're doing this."