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'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The Working Mum

Know your dog - The brain.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Safari man shearing lions mane.

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'I need a new challenge...'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"Looks like rain."

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

College Football Player Cheat Sheet

Barbeque Silhouette Identifier.

'Nope, I was wrong - you looked better with the mane.'

'Full of knots again! Girl's hair is so much easier to brush...'

"My secret for coping with windy days? Hairspray, lots of hairspray!"

"It's shampoo and conditioner!"