Mythical Beast Tamer Prints

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Litter Tray Training

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Education Guidance

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Circus Act

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

'Is that you, dear?'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Matador.

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

Daydreaming Dentist

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Stress forces Steve out of daytrading.