Mythical Beast Master T-Shirts

Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Tourists and their Pets.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'How's that, Umpire?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Floating Dragon

The original sundial.

Dog Dreams

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

Abominable Snow Dog.

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"These 'off the grid' holidays are terrifying."

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

Uniporn

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"How do I keep my kids in line? I threaten to rent out the space under their beds to monsters."

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

"Dad, does the monster under my bed qualify for any stimulus money?"

"Oh I don't know pumpkin, it's a big commitment - you'll have to walk it, train it, feed it live flesh."

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."