Mythical Beast Master Gifts

Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Tourists and their Pets.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'How's that, Umpire?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

Dog Dreams

The original sundial.

Floating Dragon

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

"What the hell was in that?!"

Abominable Snow Dog.

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"These 'off the grid' holidays are terrifying."

Uniporn

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

"How do I keep my kids in line? I threaten to rent out the space under their beds to monsters."

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

Yeti hunters drag it to a barbershop.

"Oh I don't know pumpkin, it's a big commitment - you'll have to walk it, train it, feed it live flesh."