Wild Animal Tamer Gifts

"So much for your idea of having a pet!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Litter Tray Training

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Education Guidance

Getting Rid of the Cure

"She does this when she's tired."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"So...what are you in for?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Circus Act

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'Is that you, dear?'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Matador.