Cattle Herder Gifts

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

A cow ventriloquist.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

They're Brazillian!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

Cattle farmer's super-market

'He's a goatee herder.'