Cattle Herder T-Shirts

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

A cow ventriloquist.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

They're Brazillian!

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'He's a goatee herder.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'