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Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Sheep Ledger

"Static cling."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Merry Christmas.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

The return of the four sheepskins

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"The kid's good."