Sheep Sheerer T-Shirts

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Static cling."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The return of the four sheepskins

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Merry Christmas.

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'