Sheep Shearer Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Quick, follow that star

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Fricka arrives.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'