Sheep Shearer Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Fricka arrives.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Quick, follow that star

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'