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'That one's dyslexic.'

"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'

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Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

"Baaaad hair day."

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I don't know how they got up there either.'

'I don't know how many sheep you have. I fall asleep every time I try to count them.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I don't understand. I haven't done anything to encourage them...'

'Just a trim or the usual three bags full?'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

Baaaa....humbug.

'Andrew. Did you shear your sisters bangs?'

A Sheepish World.

Thinking about work.

Sheep's Road Crossing

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"Is this the ride on lawn mower you advertised?"

"You can always count on me."

"I don't care if you are an insomniac. Get off my land and stop counting my sheep!"

The Sheepdog Trials

Counting Sheep

Sheepdog Security