
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
Looking for a gift that honors the sheep sheerer’s artistic side? Our selection features humorous and thoughtful items designed for those with a creative spirit. Celebrate their craft with gifts that bring a smile and showcase their passion for shearing. Whether they’re passionate hobbyists or professionals, find something that fits their personality and makes their workday a little more fun.
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
Shepherd and eurydice
"Staff support"
A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'
EWE 2.
Please Drove Carefully.
'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'
"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."
Sheep dog late for work
Lamb Noise.
A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.
'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'
"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."
Sheep Ledger
"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."
Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.
"Static cling."
"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'
'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'
Merry Christmas.
'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'
'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'
Going Down?
Fellow Sheep of the Ring
'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'
LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP
The return of the four sheepskins
Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia
"The kid's good."
'This'll save a couple of journeys!'
"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."
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