Sheep Seeker Gifts

God Knitting a Sheep

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'You worry too much!'

'Honestly! And I don't know where to find them!'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Happy Hour

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sheep Ledger

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Dolphin

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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