Sheep Seeker Pillows

God Knitting a Sheep

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'You worry too much!'

'Honestly! And I don't know where to find them!'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Please Drove Carefully.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Happy Hour

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Sheep Ledger

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Dolphin

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."