Shepherd Seeker Gifts

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Sunbathers.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Zoo animals.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Neurotics in the tropics

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Whiplash..."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Freezing

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

Skier.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.