Shepherd Lover Gifts

'What?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'It seats two comfortably.'

Sheep In Curlers

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

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'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Quick, follow that star

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Fricka arrives.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

A (P)ram.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

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