Shepherd Lover Gifts

'What?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It seats two comfortably.'

Sheep In Curlers

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

Quick, follow that star

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"I'm a baahnana!"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"My parents hate it."