Sheepdog Admirer Gifts

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

No, I don

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

There are no rats with collars...

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Flea Philosophy.

Fricka arrives.

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."