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'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Meow"

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Flea Philosophy.

Fricka arrives.

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma