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'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Welcome to the Team

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Going Down?

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Spot the fur ball.

Fricka arrives.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

A (P)ram.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'