German Shepherd Admirer Gifts

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Alberich steals the gold

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Otto von Bismarck

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

A (P)ram.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"I'm a baahnana!"

Captain

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"You're overthinking this."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Loved Jamaica!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"I hate my new job: The flock has two rather troublesome blacksheep..."

"Ok, Santa comes in and goes for the cookies, while I sneak up and join the reindeer! Foolproof!"