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'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Alberich steals the gold

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Fricka arrives.

Otto von Bismarck

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

A (P)ram.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"You're overthinking this."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Captain

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I'm a baahnana!"

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Loved Jamaica!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"I hate my new job: The flock has two rather troublesome blacksheep..."

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"Ok, Santa comes in and goes for the cookies, while I sneak up and join the reindeer! Foolproof!"