Greyhound Admirer Gifts

Why Greyhounds aren't used as guide dogs

"So, … Do you jog?"

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Seagiraffes

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'He does lack social skills.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Giraffe Selfie

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

No, I don

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Jungle Games

Flea Philosophy.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dogs and Chickens

"Okay, who's purring?"

Hyenas as Pets

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma