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Blind Dog begging for bones."

Guide Dogs

Chuck had always found the black glasses thing a bit depressing.

Seeing-eye dog begs for master.

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Meow"

No, I don

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

There are no rats with collars...

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flea Philosophy.

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens

Hyenas as Pets

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Wow, these are good!"