Guide Dog Admirer Pillows

Blind Dog begging for bones."

Guide Dogs

Chuck had always found the black glasses thing a bit depressing.

Seeing-eye dog begs for master.

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

There are no rats with collars...

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Flea Philosophy.

"Okay, who's purring?"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Hyenas as Pets

"Wow, these are good!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I love it!"

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."