Guide Dog Appreciator Pillows

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'How did you train him so well?'

Guide Dogs

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

A cat leading a dog leading a man

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Guide dogs for the deaf

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

Seeing-eye dog begs for master.

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

His guide-dog needed some more self-control

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

"Remember laps?"

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

"I didn't see the accused, but Skipper, here, smelled him."