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Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

'How did you train him so well?'

What it takes to be a leader.

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Guide Dogs

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

Fleas Navidad.

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"You taught me how to sit, roll over and fetch, Roger. In appreciation, I'd like to share with you a few things I've learned about hedge fund management!"

Village Pet Shop.

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

Balloon Dog

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish