Guard Dog Enthusiast Gifts

"This is a stickup."

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

'Let's get one thing straight, Bowser, I got you for protection, not companionship.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

"He's a guard dog."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

(Beware of the dog)

Guide Dogs

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

Beware of Dogs

"He's not here to keep someone from breaking in. He's here to keep students from breaking out!"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Beware the Cat

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

Seeing-eye dog begs for master.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

'He's always on heightened alert.'

Make my day.

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'