Guard Dog Gifts

Beware of Dogs

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cats on Board.

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

(Beware of the dog)

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Dignity and Impudence.

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Now that's an afro!'

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

'I've been hired by Bo Peep to look after her sheep: She keeps losing them...'

Ah the pleasant afternoons King Dunwoody spent in the fields with his famed hunting gnat.

Beware the Cat

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"As you can see, he takes his role as guard dog pretty serious."

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"