Guard Dog Groupie Gifts

(Beware of the dog)

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cats on Board.

No Soliciting

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Beware of Dogs

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

'He's always on heightened alert.'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Say when, sir.'