Guard Dog Groupie Mugs

(Beware of the dog)

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cats on Board.

No Soliciting

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Beware of Dogs

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'It's over there behind the...'

'Hey, where's my dog?'

Dog Funerals.

'He's always on heightened alert.'

'Hopefully I'll grow into the dog...'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'