Guard Dog Enthusiasts Mugs

'We never knew you has a BIG brother!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"He's a guard dog."

No Soliciting

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

(Beware of the dog)

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

Guide Dogs

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"He's not here to keep someone from breaking in. He's here to keep students from breaking out!"

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

Beware the Cat

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Beware of Dogs

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

Seeing-eye dog begs for master.

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

'Sit!.. Good boy!'

Make my day.