Guard Dog Enthusiasts Pillows

'We never knew you has a BIG brother!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

"He's a guard dog."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

(Beware of the dog)

Guide Dogs

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

Beware the Cat

"He's not here to keep someone from breaking in. He's here to keep students from breaking out!"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Beware of Dogs

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

Seeing-eye dog begs for master.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'He's always on heightened alert.'

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'