Guard Dog Owner Pillows

'Relax! It's you!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cats on Board.

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

(Beware of the dog)

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Beware of Dogs

There's nothing like the real thing!

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Beware the Cat

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'It's over there behind the...'

'Hey, where's my dog?'

Dog Funerals.

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'He's always on heightened alert.'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

Make my day.

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

'But couldn't you leave the ends of the stitches a little shorter...'

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"