Guard Dog Fan Pillows

Make my day.

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"That's just not the real me."

Museum of Bones

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Dog

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Beware of Dogs

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"