Guide Dog Fan Pillows

Confidence.

STRIP Blindfolded circus act is blind

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Museum of Bones

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Animal immigration

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Are we ready to order?'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Dog

Guide Dogs

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."