Guard Dog Pillows

Beware of Dogs

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cats on Board.

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

(Beware of the dog)

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Dignity and Impudence.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

Beware the Cat

'Now that's an afro!'

"As you can see, he takes his role as guard dog pretty serious."

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

'I've been hired by Bo Peep to look after her sheep: She keeps losing them...'

Ah the pleasant afternoons King Dunwoody spent in the fields with his famed hunting gnat.

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

"No need to feel embarrassed,modom,lots of people have feet your size-policemen,guardsmen,clowns...."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."