Guard Dogs Pillows

"That's just not the real me."

'Okay, I'll take the first shift. Where are the other two dogs?'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

'He's always on heightened alert.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

(Beware of the dog)

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Bashful Royal Guard

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Dignity and Impudence.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Beware the Cat

"As you can see, he takes his role as guard dog pretty serious."

Ah the pleasant afternoons King Dunwoody spent in the fields with his famed hunting gnat.

'I've been hired by Bo Peep to look after her sheep: She keeps losing them...'

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

'Now that's an afro!'

Beware of Dogs

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

'I'm on century duty.'

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'