Guard Dog Parent Pillows

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Dog walking Human.

Cats on Board.

No Soliciting

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Dogs

'What's founder?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"That's just not the real me."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.